Kobayoshi

Takeru Kobayoshi was in Sheboygan this past weekend, and he's done it again. 58 brats in 10 minutes! That got him first place and 8 grand in prize money. What is astonishing is his size. He's a svelte 160, which might help him sneak up on his competitors. I think he's my new hero now that Landis has been turned out. Of course, Takeru could be found guilty of some exquisite slight of hand trickery in the coming months, so maybe I should just quit looking for heroes, and focus on perfecting my own skills until someone idolizes me someday. That reminds me, I should get on my bike today and focus my training for the upcoming Madison championship with SuperRookie. He's been flying, and I'd hate to be the team anchor.