Frog laws

Ok, this day is starting off strangely. I just opened the toilet lid and found a tree frog! I have returned him to nature (not through the plumbing) and am still trying to figure out how it got in my house. I live in the woods, and leave my windows open, but there are screens on all windows. Obviously, this frog knows something I don't. It is disturbing when they look at you like 'What the hell? You left that gaping hole in your wall, and I'm not supposed to use it?' I'm just glad I saw him before one of my massage clients spotted him. Actually, that gives me an idea! Tree frog massage! I wonder what that would feel like. I'm surprised I haven't seen it on Fear Factor, but I think some people would go for it. It would take several frogs I imagine, and one could use bigger frogs, or stack them to get deeper into the fascia. Hopefully, Minnesota doesn't have a law against this.