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So I'm a bit busy lately, which is good for me, but bad for blog readers. (Do I even have any blog readers?) But I had to blog this event that occurred today.

Tom answering phone: 'Hello, Body of Knowledge Massage, this is Tom.'

Caller (Male): 'Uh, yeah, do you do anything more than therapeutic massage?'

Tom: 'More?'

Caller: 'Yeah, like erotic or anything?'

Tom: 'No!'

Caller: 'Ok, well I 'm looking for something more. Thank you.'


As I hang up the phone laughing, I realize how screwed up this world is. I think what he meant to say was 'Do you offer anything LESS than therapeutic massage?' But hey, who am I to judge, right? Geeez.

I also found myself talking to a single mother this past week about the meaning of a backrub versus a kiss. (My job gets me into some very interesting discussions.) She actually tells me the backrub is more suggestive. Where do these people come from?!?! Has she ever had a french kiss?!?! I mean, her kid is proof that she is well-versed in the language of birds and bees, but she still has this notion that a backrub is 'more suggestive.' I actually enjoy these discussions, because it helps me understand the populace, and what my marketing methods need to accomplish.

Tom Hagerty's Therapeutic Non-suggestive No-wanky-wanky Better-than-sex Massage

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